At 03:27 this morning we began receiving direct analog radio transmissions from the crew of the Solo 3 space station.
Although interference was great we were able to gather a small amount of information about what exactly is going on outside of our compound. It appears that The Appeal has terminated their direct microwave beam power [...]

It has happened. We had anticipated their move but never this soon. Under cover of the new moon’s darkness the agents of the Appeal’s shadowy enforcement unit, The Bureau for the Obliteration of Dissonance and Singularity, made their move upon the Uppercut compound.
In light of previous attempts to quell our transmissions we had taken extra [...]

This broadcast may be cut short as our time in the web world has become extremely limited by the oppressive new regime. The Appeal has charged us with being in violation of the Freedom of Bandwith Treaty, section 543.67-6. We are now limited in content and character of any and all visually arousing or derousing files submitted for absorption across the [...]

Tomorrow Cincinnati will be holding its 11th annual Flying Pig Marathon. What the hell could Mark Mallory possibly be thinking?  Is it at all possible that he does not realize we are literally seconds from midnight? We exposed him for being a Soviet-era robot soon after his opening-day pitch fiasco but we never expected his vacuum tube [...]

To what machinations can the real nature of a civilizations fall be attributed? I would say upon not one single thread of that civilization but upon many. And in the end perhaps its true nature, which had accelerated its birth and triumph, created in it the seeds of it’s own destruction. We can not so [...]

So where did this all begin, all this steam-punking? I believe it started as a semi cool idea, but has since been out of control with nerds everywhere making everything they can steam-punked. Incase you aren’t well versed in the geek vernacular steam-punk is taking some object in perfect working order and hooking up hydraulic [...]

What is the worst future you can possibly imagine? Well how about this for starters, giant bugs. Thats right, bugs the size of a 1996 dodge durango with razor beaks and hairy exoskeletons. This is the future and there is nothing you can do about it. Why will this happen to us? Well we will [...]

… Whilst stranded in the desert Jesus set out to feed his 2,000 dehydrated and starving disciples. Jesus had limited resources in the desert but nonetheless, he promised them that all of them would be fed, bodies nourished and thirsts quenched. Jesus knew there was only one way to feed this many people. So he [...]

As many of you have heard a bat attached to the space shuttle discovery met his triumphal demise as he ventured into the final frontier. What many of you don’t know is that bats can actual survive in space. What you also may not know is that they breathe dark matter and eat astronaut ice [...]

If a pug dreamed a dream what would it dream? Probably the sexiest and creepiest place imaginable. My guess is it would be a planet of naked clowns. All smiling and what not but totally naked. Or at least naked from the waist down. And they wouldn’t hesitate for a second to strangle you in [...]